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Please, as you ring in the new year, don’t ring out someone else’s life. If you’ve done a little too much celebrating, there is help available. Surrounding this New Years wish are some of them. Please, let’s get everyone home safe.
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Happy and Safe New Year, Everyone
May You Always
As the holiday bells ring out the old year, and sweethearts kiss,
And cold hands touch and warm each other against the year ahead,
May I wish you not the biggest and best of life,
But the small pleasures that make living worthwhile.
Sometime during the New Year, to keep your heart in practice,
May you do someone a secret good deed and not get caught at it.
May you find a little island of time to read that book and write that letter
And to visit that lonely friend on the other side of town.
May your next do-
May the poor relatives you helped support remember you when they win the lottery.
May your best card tricks win admiring gasps and your worst puns, admiring groans.
May all those who told you so, refrain from saying, "I told you so."
May all the predictions you've made for your first-
May just half of those optimistic predictions that your high school annual made for you come true.
In a time of sink or swim, may you find you can walk to shore before you call the lifeguard.
May you keep at least one ideal you can pass along to your kids.
For a change, some rainy day, when you're a few minutes late,
May your train or bus be waiting for you.
May you accidentally overhear someone saying something nice about you.
If you run into an old school chum,
May you both remember each other's names for introductions.
If you order your steak medium rare, may it be so.
And, if you're on a diet,
May someone tell you, "You've lost a little weight", without knowing you're on a diet.
May that long and lonely night be brightened by the telephone call that you've been waiting for.
When you reach into the coin slot, may you find the coin that you lost on your last wrong number.
When you trip and fall, may there be no one watching to laugh at you or feel sorry for you.
And sometime soon, may you be waved to by a celebrity,
Wagged at by a puppy,
Run to by a happy child,
And counted on by someone you love.
More than this, no one can wish you.
Happy New Year
The following holiday wish was written by Harry Harrison, a radio disk jockey in New York during the 1960’s.
AAA Texas sponsors a complimentary Tipsy Tow on New Year’s Eve and the Fourth of July, which offers free rides to drivers who have been drinking.
Tipsy Tow service provides a complimentary ride and vehicle tow up to ten miles from the point of pickup to drivers who have consumed alcohol on New Year’s Eve and the Fourth of July. Tipsy Tow service is available to members and non-
Ask for a Tipsy Tow by calling 1-
Available 6PM New Year’s Eve to 6AM New Year’s Day
Safe Way Drivers
This service must be arranged in advance. It is NOT free.
If you’re celebrating in a group, consider having a friend serve as a designated driver, who will not consume alcoholic beverages during the event, keeping him sober to drive everyone home safely. Please, a little planning can save a life-
1304 Houston Street, Conroe, TX
A1 Woodlands Transportation
Taxi in The Woodlands